Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy.

commanderinqueef:

drunkblogging:

do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself ‘why?’

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consulting-meerkat:

Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.

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actual-catgirl-nepeta-leijon:

cattnipp:

killthecunt:

thesacredcircle:

danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:

allyouneedisathneed:

awkwardandstrange-ler:

sararye:

This is wonderful. The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. Made my day.

lckjfbhkldjsgl;jkdsfg;lkjdflgjk l MY HEART 

literally crying lasjdf

my cheeks hurt because i’m smiling so much omg.

THAT WAS SO ADORABLE

and thank god she said yes, because otherwise I would have.

omfg my face hurts from smiles.

omg

I want this

so bad

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esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

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enarre:

best-of-funny:

lord-kitschener:

r0bertbrowniejr:

Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.

She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”

Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it. 

However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.” 

My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.

Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)

“Ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”

Best. Explanation. Ever. 

His face!  It’s the cutest thing ever!

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